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Total Medals Earned: 1,214 (From 212 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 18,090 Points

Tankmen 2: The Chase

Medals Earned: 2/3 (20/70 points)

88MPH 10 Points

You know I'm a sucker for Back To The Future references!

Bullseye 10 Points

Fire the cannon five times without missing

Marathon 50 Points

Reach 42195m

Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Tetraform

Medals Earned: 9/15 (155/405 points)

MY EARS! 5 Points

Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds

STRAGGLER 5 Points

Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen

HIROSHIMA 10 Points

Nuke more than 20 enemies at once

YOU'RE A WINNER! 10 Points

Beat the game

AL GORE WOULD BE PROUD 25 Points

Get a full planet

DOUBLE WHAMMY 25 Points

Get a multiplier on a boss

SIDEKICK 25 Points

Have a spike at the end of the game

USE THE FORCE! 25 Points

Kill 1000 enemies

YOU'RE A REAL WINNER 25 Points

Beat the game without continuing

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! 25 Points

Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit

C-C-C-C-COMBO! 25 Points

Get a chain of 10+

HUMANITARIAN 25 Points

Heal an enemy ship

USA! USA! 25 Points

Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end

PENTAFORCE 50 Points

Get 5 spikes on the planet at once

THAT'S NO MOON 100 Points

Convert a boss into a spike

The Abusive Review Quiz

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/355 points)

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Garbage 5 Points

Terrible Game

Normal 5 Points

Bad Game

Bronze 10 Points

Good Game

Silver 25 Points

Nice Game

Gold 50 Points

Great Game

Deity 100 Points

Perfect Game

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The Bester Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)

Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

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The Breach

Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)

20 Kills 5 Points

Kill 20 enemies

Kill First Boss 10 Points

Kill the first boss

Game Complete 25 Points

Complete the game

Kill 3rd Boss 25 Points

Kill the 3rd Boss

20 Stars 50 Points

Obtain 20 stars

the Engineer

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/135 points)

Bomber 5 Points

Place a bomb on destructible terrain

Maxified Turret 10 Points

Upgrade any turret to its maximum

Maxified Armor 10 Points

Fully upgrade your armor

Maxified Weapon 10 Points

Fully upgrade a hand held weapon

Fully Loaded 25 Points

Buy all hand held weapons at once

Time for a FemBot 50 Points

Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign

Survivor 25 Points

Last 2 minutes in survival mode

The Gun Game

Medals Earned: 5/8 (145/395 points)

Midnight Skully 10 Points

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Reloader 10 Points

Reload any weapon 100 times

Juggler 25 Points

Flip a gun 100 times

Campaigner 50 Points

Complete all 21 Campaign stages

Target Hater 50 Points

Equalize 500 targets

Gun Addict 50 Points

Play for 4 hours

Expert 100 Points

Earn 57 expert medals

Ultimate Gun Gamer 100 Points

Collect every single in game achievement

the Kill Kar II: Revenge

Medals Earned: 2/9 (35/470 points)

Klean run 10 Points

Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car

Kataklism 25 Points

Kill everyone in any level using only missiles

Krapped on 10 Points

Pass a level with less then 5% health left

Krash the Kage 25 Points

Escape to the big city

Kash Kow 50 Points

Earn over 100,000 dollars

Kill-a-K 50 Points

Kill one thousand people

Kan do 100 Points

Beat all levels above 80%

Kant Katch Up 100 Points

Get gold on all race levels

Kraked 100 Points

Beat the game

The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/495 points)

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.